Update: You can now purchase your own Beaver Baby!!!! click here
Today I’m going to teach you how to make a reversible Felt Vagina. Why reversible you ask? Because this isn’t just a vagina, it’s an educational tool used to demonstrate “where babies come from”. Throw your kid one of these, watch them turn it inside out, and voila! -you can skip the whole uncomfortable conversation.
Step 1: Go to your local fabric store and purchase various colors of felt, thread, and some fuzzy “hair-like” material. If you want to personalize your vagina/baby, make sure to select materials based on your skin tone, hair color, and pubes. Take all of your purchases to the cutting counter and click your heels three times while saying, “please don’t ask me what I’m making, please don’t ask me what I’m making, please don’t ask me what I’m making”. It worked for me.
Today’s science lesson: When super glue is applied to materials made of cotton or wool, it results in a powerful, rapid exothermic reaction and the heat released may cause minor burns or ignite the material. SON OF A BITCH!
Step 5: Fingers are burnt, labia is misaligned…this tutorial sucks. Let’s skip to the final product.
These make great gifts for gender reveal parties, the lucky grandparents, your weird friend from college, or the new mom that has everything, including a sense of humor!
I think I might patent these but I need to come up with a fantastic name. Originally I thought “Vagina Babies” but I feel like it lacks a little something. Do you have any suggestions?
Oh, and check out my next tutorial, C-Section Baby!
And guess what else?!?! Spunky is here!
The penis/sperm is the perfect companion to Beaver Babies!