I’ve received a lot of feedback regarding my Beaver Babies, all of it wonderful, and by wonderful I mean people are disgustingly entertained.
I did receive an email from a reader that said I was, “discriminating by not including the man’s vital role in creating life and……..” blah blah blah, scanning the email, blah blah blah “…can’t you make a penis with sperm?” -oooh, now I’m listening!
After reading her email, I asked myself, “Hot Ass (positive self-talk), is there a market for a penis that reverses into a sperm?” and the answer “Who cares?”
I love me a challenge (unless it involves a lot of effort) so I got right to work.
I began by drawing a penis, and I nailed it on the first try (BOOM, joke).
After cutting it out, I realized that the size didn’t allow for shrinkage (the 1/8 inch seam) so back to the penis drawing board I went. I re-drew, re-cut, and guess what? It was still too small. Here I was, the designer of my ideal penis and I couldn’t make it big enough. I’m a therapist’s dream.
Anyway, this went on for a while, and in the end my bedroom floor was littered with them.
PS- This was so much easier and quicker than making a vagina, who knew? I did.
After sewing everything together, it was time to add the pubic hair. And Ladies & Gentlemen, I found the perfect pubic hair at the craft store! Oddly, it was in the doll making aisle. Weird but whatever, doll-making-freaks.
I didn’t repeat my Beaver Baby mistake of using crazy glue (Tip: wool + crazy glue= combustion). This time I was prepared with fabric glue! But the pubes stuck to me just the same…
I now present to you the perfect Beaver Baby companion,
Spermie Spunkie (Help! It needs a name!)
He’ll swim right into your heart and fertilize you with love:)