As you may know, I’m on the low sugar/ no starch phase of my body cleanse, so I’m trying to get creative with my food and drink choices. This weekend, as an alternative to red wine, I tried a Dirty Martini…
and…
I didn’t like it.
Man, I was totally bummed out! I’d been planning for months, the number of provocative ways I could possibly order dirty martinis. So far I had, “I’ve been a bad bad girl”, “Give it to me dirty”, “Spank me, cause I’m about to ask for it dirty”, etc. But noooo, I order my first dirty martini and follow it with “Yuk, can I have a club soda to clean out my mouth?”
Ok, so that made me sad, but you know what makes me happy? Puzzles & Giveaways!!!!
What am I giving away? Oh no, it’s not that easy beotches! You’ll have to solve the puzzle to find out…(or for lazy asses, just read below)
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For a chance to win, all you have to do is complete the One Classy Motha crossword puzzle below! I figured, if I’m giving you my “baby”, you should at least know some shit about me.
If you don’t know an answer, just fill in the little search box, on my left sidebar, with some keywords and voila! Once you’ve solved it, the puzzle will give you an option to share your completion via email (sharelink) or just shoot me the 8 answers at kim@oneclassymotha.com and you’ll be entered for the drawing! Winners will be announced on Thursday!
*And I’m guessing your chances are good because some peeps will be like “WTF, Kim? I don’t have time for puzzles.” Your welcome.
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Good Luck, you kooky kids!
P.S. – The winner will receive a customized Beaver Baby (so be prepared to share your baby gender, hair color, and va-jay-jay pubic hair choice).
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