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Tips For Tuesday! My new book…it’ll make you feel good…

If you read yesterday’s post, you may have noticed that I hinted at my new book:

It’s really the perfect gift for any mother, because honestly, when doesn’t shit hit the fan?

In this book, I’ll show you how to take a deep breath, relax, and let your “feel good” hormones guide you towards a more peaceful state of mind. Trust me, it’s the kind of book where once you pick it up, you’ll never want to put it down!

Let’s take a look at Chapter 1:

Did I mention there’s only one chapter?

Of course, you don’t have to purchase my book, you can always make your own.

 

Making your own “Relaxed Parenting” Book

 

Supplies:

– a thick book (that a parent of a young child would never have time to read)

-Vodka (poured into an old travel-size mouthwash container)

-chocolate

-an empty pill bottle (ready to be filled with the receipients choice of Xanax, anti-depressants, or St. John’s Wort)

-scissors

-printer paper to create your own cover

 

Instructions:

1. Really? You need instructions? Really?

 

 

Sometimes, I like to go that extra step and decorate the starter pill bottle with an uplifting message…it’s a nice touch that says “I care about your sanity”.

Let me know if you have any questions on making your own book, or if you’d like to purchase one from me for only $29.99 + S&H.

I’ll be here “reading” if you need me.

 

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