This vag-u-cational tool was made to be a fun and informative way to help your children understand the miracle of birth while allowing you to shirk your parental duties. It’s a Win-Win!
She’s dilated…I can see the head…aww, it’s a Beaver Baby!
The Beaver Baby will arrive to your house as a dilated vagina, simply turn it inside-out and give birth to your precious little baby! Just like Mother Nature intended.
Beaver Babies also make a great baby shower gift, a special memento for the new mom, a gender reveal surprise for the lucky grandparents, or a birthday present for that eccentric friend of yours that likes to gross people out at parties!
*Read about the creation of Beaver Babies here. It includes a TUTORIAL for the do-it-yourselfer!!!
*Or…did you have a C-section? Meet C-section Baby here!
UPDATE: Beaver Babies now have New & Improved Pubic Hair!
Faux pubic hair never looked so real!
Customize and order your Beaver Baby today for only $24.99 + $3.00 shipping – fill out the order form below.
Note: The babymaking factory is currently closed. Sorry to disappoint you, you weirdo.
Shipping rates are for the 48 US Contiguous States. Contact me for other shipping rates.
