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This Season’s Hottest Summer Leg Hairstyles!

 

Spice up your summer with one of these trendy summer leg hairstyles! Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy!

 

Tired of the same old ‘do? Are your limb locks looking limp? Well, good news, I’m here to give you some much needed insp-hair-ation! Today, I’ve rounded up some of my favorite summer leg hairstyles, complete with “How To’s” so you can create the look at home and spice up your summer style!

 

1. The Maxi Dress

Oh please, we all know what your leg hair looks like under that maxi dress!

This leg hairstyle is super simple and says “I’m ready for summer fun, daytime or nighttime, ’cause with follicle maintenance on the back burner, I ain’t got nothing but time!”

How to Get the Look:

Step 1: Cultivate a “f@ck this bullshit” attitude.

step 2: Shampoo leg hairs.

Step 3: Blow-dry hair using fingers until it’s three-quarters of the way dry, then work in mousse from root to end, tousle and go!

2. The Capri

We all know what your leg hair looks like under those capris!

The Capri is a sassy summertime style for the woman who cares about the appearance of self-maintenance without all that pesky effort. Let your ankles scream “I’m sexy”, while leaving your calves plenty of time to watch Wheel of Fortune.

How to Get the Look:

step 1: Lather leg hairs.

step 2: Shave no more than 6 inches above the ankle.

Step 3: Apply a leave-in conditioner to the remaining hair, then blow-dry with a large round brush.

Step 4: Once hair is completely dry, run a styling cream through to separate strands creating a piece-y texture to prevent stiff hairs from poking through your polyester pants during book club.

step 5: Top the look off with peep toe shoes, painting only the toenails that show.

3. The Bermuda

We all know what your leg hair looks like under those shorts!

For the woman who wants to feel super sexy…but only from the top of the shins down! This style will take you from school drop-off to a romantic dinner for five at Applebee’s!

How to Get the look:

Step 1: Lather leg hairs.

Step 2: Shave from the ankles to that place where you usually cut yourself (also known as the kneecap).

Step 3: Blow Dry.

Step 4: With a medium-barrel iron, curl small sections all over thighs, then break them apart with fingers to create a wavy, imperfect texture. Use a fine-tooth comb to tease at roots then smooth over and comb upward towards the vagina.

4.The Swimskirt

We all know what your leg hair looks like under that swimskirt!

The “Swimskirt” because you’re more of a lawn boy than a bushwhacker

How to Get the Look:

Step 1: Lather legs.

Step 2: Put on some Sarah McLaughlin and guzzle a dirty martini.

Step 3: Pull out a brand new razor and shave until you’d rather be “…in the arms of an angel…”

Step 4: Blow dry using a diffuser.

Step 5: Divide the pubic region into a few large sections. Using your biggest curling iron on each ,hold the iron vertically and wrap sections down the barrel—starting at mid-shaft and working your way to the back.

Step 6: Use texturizing balm or wax to separate strands and control fly-aways.

5.The Bikini

you actually took time to shave? how?

Well, well, you smug son-of-a-bitch…you’re the reason my husband says ridiculous things like, “I hear most women don’t french braid their leg hairs.” and goes around dropping hints like, “For the love of all that is good and holy, can’t you PLEASE shave?!”

How to Get the Look:

Step 1: Check the calendar. Is it your anniversary and/or your husband’s birthday? If YES, than continue to Step 2. If NO…umm…are you sure you really want to do this?

Step 2: Making sure the bathroom is clear of *cats, get naked and stand in the middle of an empty tub.

Step 3: Apply generous amounts of Nair to all areas of the lower body, and set a kitchen timer for 10 minutes.

Step 4: While standing there naked, cold, and vulnerable, take this opportunity to reflect on any regrets or bad decision you’ve made in your lifetime (maybe this is one of them?). Now imagine pouring Nair over all of that negativity. Feel it burning along with your skin. Can you smell the bad energy leaving the room? Yes, it does smell an awful lot like sulfur and calcium thioglycolate.

Step 5: Rinse with cool water & pat dry. Now dry your tears.

Step 6: Apply baby powder between your thigh to keep from squeaking when you walk.

*accidentally remove their fur once, and they’ll shit every time they see you put lotion on. Trust me.

No matter which style you pick, make sure to ROCK IT! Now get out there and show the world what you’re made of! (in my case, wine & sarcasm)

TMI post- but I don’t use the word “pubic”. Oops, I just did.

I’m warning you, this post may cause you to think less of me…of course, that’s assuming you normally hold me in high regard. If that happens, 1. High regard? Really? and 2. stop reading and pull out every birthday card, xmas card, or get well card I’ve ever sent you.  Surely I wrote something beautiful, capable of countering any images this post creates.

Or just come back to this cute puppy….

Stare at him until all the bad images go away.

Now my post…

Now that bikini waxing season is coming to a close and leg hair maintenance has slowed down, I find I have a lot more time on my hands. Frankly I’m kind of relieved as weeding both my yard and my body was getting rather exhausting. Every summer I experiment with quicker and easier ways to eradicate body hair. Sometimes I do the waxing thing and sometimes I just use the cheap pink razor that I swear is made by Mattel.  But in the end I always come back to good ol’ Nair.

For those of you not “in the know”, Nair is a wonderful, deadly chemical that melts away body hair in 10 minutes and can burn a hole in the ozone layer in 5 minutes (so you know it works). I love it! The instructions say to put it on your hairy parts for a maximum of 6 minutes but I treat that as more of a suggestion than a warning. Chemical burns are hardly noticeable when you have an awesome tan.  So I spend a full 15 minutes naked, cold, covered in white cream, avoiding all furniture, and doing squats. Hey- if I have 15 naked minutes to kill, it’s either have a drink or do squats. And unfortunately I found that the active ingredient Potassium Thioglycolate  interferes with the bouquet of my wine. By the way, I highly recommend you lock the bathroom door while doing this otherwise you might burn your kids’ eyes out…and I ain’t talking from the fumes.

Want to see a pic of me getting my Nair on? click here.

Also, it’s important that you remain upright while you’re waiting for the Nair to work on your bikini area. I once dropped something on the bathroom floor, bent down to retrieve it, and when I rinsed off I was bald in certain areas and had what looked like crop circles in others. And because I really like you, I’m going to tell you something that many women will not admit or share…when you’re bare down there (are you ready for this?)…your pee goes everywhere! It’s so disgustingly true. I realize some women like to line the toilets with toilet paper, however, I prefer to hover in public restrooms but (make a note here) you CANNOT hover with a Brazilian (or even a Nair-Brazilian knock off). A ship needs a rudder if you know what I mean. Show me a pee splattered toilet and I’ll show you a “bald down there” girl.

I can’t even imagine getting a Brazilian. Having someone so up close and personal and who probably doesn’t want to be there in the first place is embarrassing (hopefully not like any of my past dates). How would I schedule it anyway? First thing in the morning?  I don’t even go to the dentist without brushing and flossing in their lobby restroom first. So how would I feel comfortable getting a Brazilian when I can’t shower at least 2 minutes beforehand?  I guess I could shove a couple Altoids up there before leaving the house. Though I’d have to remember to pee first because those Altoids feel like cold flames from hell when I drink water. You know what, I’ve got until next year to worry about this stuff.

My original point: Fall is here ladies, relax, enjoy the long pants, and let your hair down.

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