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Spicy Cucumber Margarita Recipe! ….and it’s “relatively” low-cal!

spicy cucumber margarita

 

 

Do you remember my post on Monday, where I told you that I was obsessed with creating the most perfect and somewhat healthiest margarita on the planet, and that my family went the entire weekend without warm food or motherly love while I obsessed over my newest obsession?

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Well, I’VE DONE IT!

I don’t mean to suggest that this recipe is the end-all-be-all, but last night I dreamt that I had to give a presentation on something that changed my life…I gave this margarita demonstration.

Spicy Cucumber Margarita

Ingredients

8 ounces blanco or silver tequila (clear)

4 limes

1 cucumber

1 orange

1 jalapeno

2 T agave syrup

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Directions

1. pour 8 oz of tequila in a pint glass, slice & de-seed the jalapeno, then throw it in the tequila and muddle. Strain tequila into a pitcher and set aside.

2. cut each lime in half and completely juice those suckers. pour into the pitcher.

3. cut orange in half and juice it until you get 1/2 cup. pour into the pitcher.

4. juice the cucumber. pour into pitcher.

“How do I juice a cucumber?” you ask. Ok, this is where my ‘special’ kind of thinking really shines.

Simply shove a 1 inch cucumber slice into a lime carcass, juice it & repeat!

juice a cucumber

I’m trying to be humble here, but damn…I’m a goddamn genius!

5. add 2 tablespoons of agave nectar to the pitcher.

6. Make a wish, blow a kiss, and shake that pitcher with unbridled passion! (I guess now’s a good time to suggest you use a pitcher with an airtight lid.)

7. Serve on the rocks with a salt & cayenne rim & enjoy!

8. Sing my praises.

I did the math, and by using fresh juices and eliminating the Triple Sec, this yummy margarita will only set you back 35 calories an ounce! Of course, you could save more calories by using less tequila, but that’s just ridiculous. I’d rather forgo dinner.

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After you’ve poured yourself a spicy margarita, check out Freckles and Curse Words…she’ll walk you through a woman’s depressing but hilarious bra continuum! I’m in the full-supportive bra stage. waaaahhhh

Weekend in Crappy Pics

Saturday

We went to a fair that had rides dating back to the 1970’s.

I call this picture Nostalgia, Loose Bolts, and Tetanus Shots.

When offered a prize at the Duck Pond game, my nephew chose the world globe key chain.  Ana picked this…

 

 

Saturday Afternoon

Ana made up an imaginary friend named Billy, and challenged him to several foot and bike races.  Not surprisingly, she won all of them.  Then she and Billy got into a huge argument, and she refused to let him play basketball with her.  Apparently, imaginary friends can be real assholes.

 

Sunday

The family practiced hitting golf balls into a net that I had set up in our backyard.   But every time we knocked a ball in (a rare happening) the net would tip over, so Brian went into the garage to find something to stake it down with.  He found something alright…

…my leather Acura headrest.  Who does that?!

He thought it was a brilliant idea…then he brilliantly left it out in the rain overnight.  Bye-bye resale value.

“Why couldn’t you use a rock like a normal person?”-Me.

 

Sunday Evening

I concluded the weekend by sitting on our deck, drinking a margarita. I was really enjoying myself until this damn mosquito kept landing on my crotch.  I was determined to kill it.  Unfortunately, killing it required me to smack my crotch over and over again with my right hand, while holding my margarita with my left (of course I was facing my neighbor’s kitchen window.  They were eating burgers, I was smacking my crotch).

But my determination paid off!  And it turns out it wasn’t your everyday run-of-the-mill mosquito, oh nooo,  it was a black & white striped Asian Tiger Mosquito!

How exotic! I quickly put  it in a trial size soap box and mailed it to a local taxidermist for mounting.  He said the turn-around time is around 8-12 weeks, so I should have it back just as I’m emerging from my Dengue Fever quarantine.

How was your weekend?

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