My name is Kim, I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and I hate taking long walks on the beach because it forces me to walk on a slant. Oh, and I’m a wife and stay at home mother of 2 kids.
Over the last 9 years, I think my lack of consistent adult interactions has created a warped sense of humor that other socially deprived mothers can appreciate. And even though I know the location of my edit button, I often find myself writing exactly what I’m thinking and it’s usually in bad taste and shares way too much information (according to certain family members). In fact, after reading it you’ll probably walk away feeling like a superior parent and an all around better person. You’re welcome. Meanwhile, I’m convinced my husband & children print out my posts to take to their therapy sessions as some sort of ”it’s not me, it’s her” evidence.
Some of my favorite things are:
Drinking wine in my king sized bed (try it, I swear you’ll love it), finding a bargain, the moment after I drop my kids off at school, puppies that aren’t mine, furniture with dark chunky turned legs, sundresses that skim and not cling to my stomach, the word “baubles”, Margaritas on the rocks, my family, oh and cheese- I love cheese, cheese on nachos, cheese on top of cheese, etc. This list is not necessarily in order…except the ‘drinking wine in my bed’ thing.
Or you can send me stuff at:
One Classy Motha
PO Box 1122 (it’s small but we like it)
Hockessin, De 19707
PS – Don’t send me anything you need returned, I’m terrible at that. Really, you don’t know how relieved I am that Blockbuster went out of business.