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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday

Before I begin, let me remind you that my liquor buds are still recovering from Thursday night’s debacle, and may not be 100% reliable. In fact, I didn’t even feel like drinking last night…but I did it anyway. The things I do for you.

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Angove Family Winemakers Red Belly Black Shiraz 2009 – $13.99

 

Winemaker’s Notes – Inky black with purple and garnet hues, this wine follows its lovely color with aromas of rich plum red currant and licorice together with spicy vanilla oak. The soft silky texture and fruit richness of the palate have great length and finish with exquisite mouth filling dark fruit flavors.

Kim’s Notes – Like Cherry NyQuil but without the “the night-time sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so- you-can-rest” part.

Now for some people, NyQuil has become a lovely acquired taste, one that they associate with that warm and fuzzy feeling capable of rocking you gently to sleep despite piercing cries of “Mommmmmy! Billy pooped on the floor again!” Those people might actually LOVE this wine. Not me. One drop and I looked like a cartoon character who’s accidentally chugged a gallon of poison, all twitchy and gagging with foghorns coming out of my ass.

On a positive note, the winemaker was spot on with the whole “silky texture” and “mouth filling” comment…but I suppose you could say the same thing about a well executed Shit Pie.

Oh, and here’s the funny thing, I said to Brian “Never buy that wine again!”, then he said to me “I didn’t buy it, I thought you bought it.”

So to whoever brought it to my house and left it to die “STOP THAT!” The next time you decide to bring a bottle over here for my possible consumption, please check my very easy to find wine recommendation list first. (Am I an ungrateful bitch or what?)

*Can you believe, despite my bitching about the NyQuil flavor (licorishy – did I mention I hate black licorice?), I still had two glasses? Yes, I like to be thorough.

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Weekend in Crappy Pics

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I pretty much dragged ass this whole weekend. Sorry but it’s true.

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I even thought about skipping my Weekend in Crappy Pics post today but I know you’re all just chomping at the bit to read about our last 48 hours…well, except for Carol R. from Cincinnati, who’s asked me at least 3 or 4 times to remove her from my email list. But you know what I said to Carol? “Carol, Winners never quit me and quitters never win! And you’re a winner, Carol! YOU’RE A WINNER!”

I’m now SPAM to her.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure that Thursday night is to “blame for my lame”. <— I just made that up. I’ll trademark it later.

Thursday night, I took Brian on a surprise date. It wasn’t a surprise date like “Surprise! We’re on a date.” because date nights require more planning than that, it was more like “Surprise! Can you guess why I brought you to this dive?”

He was looking for clues everywhere.

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he was like:

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and I was like:

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I don’t want to hold you in suspense any longer…we were there to see a very popular comedian in our area, who’s frequently a guest on Brian’s favorite sports radio station. The guy did a bunch of sports humor and sports impressions and sports and sports, and other sports stuff, but it was a BYOB venue so I had a good time.

Afterwards, Brian was all giddy and in good spirits and in no hurry to get home so he suggested that we stop at the pub next door. I had a chocolate martini…then another…then I got all rambly with people about how I used to do custom handbags but had to stop because of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

On our way out, the bartender handed me these:

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Latex gloves. Umm, what?

Turns out, he thought I said I used to do custom handjobs until I developed Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

Strangely, I wasn’t as bothered by the “handjobs” misunderstanding as I was baffled by the “custom” part. Is that even a thing? Who’s got time for that??? Anyway, I guess he wanted me to be “careful out there” so that was nice…I think.

When we arrived home, I clumsily paid the babysitter from an enveloped marked “ANA’S BIRTHDAY MONEY” and still came up $5 short.

I handed her the $45 and said, “Ana either needs to get a job or have more birthdays!” Then I laughed and laughed and…worst mom ever.

On Friday, “somebody shoot me” could be heard in the early hours of noon.

And that’s why I didn’t write a Free Advice Friday (for those keeping track at home). My advice would have been something along the lines of “Don’t drink . Ever.” and “Pay the babysitter a little something extra to buy her discretion.” Actually, the latter isn’t a bad idea.

How was your weekend? Tell me you were worthless too, please.

Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday – A Cabernet that I LOVED!

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Carnivor, Cabernet Sauvignon, 2011$13.00

 

Winemaker’s notes: This spectacular red has everything you expect in a great bottle of wine and something you don’t, the high price. Just loaded with inky, tooth staining Cabernet fruit, soft tannins and great spice and chocolate notes.

 

Kim Notes: The name alone made me want to suck it down with a hunk of raw cow while wearing an animal skin bra and a necklace made of bleached bones. But seeing as I don’t eat red meat, nor live in Bedrock, I settled for a baked potato and yoga pants.

Guess what? I think I’ve found One Classy Motha’s “Bargain Wine of the Year”! WOO-HOO!!! CONFETTI EVERYWHERE! *Not to be a downer, but keep in mind that it’s only January 8th.

Let me just say, for an inexpensive wine, Carnivore is smooth, rich, deep, luscious, and so dark that I guarantee your dental hygienist will hate it! Honestly- think black teeth and a not so flattering wine mustache. Worth it!

I totally owe Brian for this find! Thank you, Brian!

He’s so good to me! Every time he goes to the liquor store for his expensive microbrews, he never fails to bring me back some cheap ass wine. How many wives can say that? Not many, I bet.

Run, don’t walk, maybe drive, to the nearest liquor store for this love-in-a-bottle, today!

 

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Why we didn’t send you a Christmas card.

I like to start off (and end) by addressing a question that I’ve been asked over and over again by our friends and family: “Why didn’t we receive a Christmas card from you and Brian this year? Don’t you love us anymore?”

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This is what happened:

Dec 1st: Brian asks me to start thinking about our Christmas cards. I start thinking about the playhouse I’m going to build Ana for Christmas.

Dec 5th: Brian asks me if I picked out our Christmas cards. No, but I’ve selected the perfect color palette for the playhouse!

Dec 10th: Brian asks me if I ordered our Christmas cards. Not yet, But I did order Latisse because I’m tired of getting eyelash extensions. Sure, I’m a little concerned it’ll turn my blue eyes brown but it’s a risk I’m willing to take and…oh, look you’re walking away

Dec 13th: Brian asks me when our Christmas cards will be in, as he needs to mail some to his clients. Good News! I was able to get free two-day shipping on my Latisse order!

Dec 15th: Brian reminds me that Christmas is in 10 days. Oh, shit, I better get started on that playhouse!

Dec 16th: I order the Christmas cards from Costco, assuming they’ll be ready for pickup in an hour. Oops, I ordered the wrong ones…they’ll be ready in 7-9 business days. I’m so screwed! I tell Brian they’ll be ready in “a couple days” and pray that Costco was exaggerating. I then examine the progress of my eyelashes in the mirror before heading to Lowe’s for lumber. So. Much. Lumber.

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Dec 17th: Brian asks if the Costco cards are ready. My eyelashes look the same.

Dec 18th: Brian asks if the Costco cards are ready. I watch as my last eyelash extension falls out and gently lands on the white bathroom vanity, much like the last sad leaf of autumn.

Dec 19th: Brian asks if the Costco cards are ready. Stop asking me that! Can’t you see I’m going through a really rough eyelash transition period?

Dec 20th: Brian isn’t talking to me. I decide to order forty 1-hour Walgreen cards as back-up. They look like crap but he sends them to his clients anyway.

Dec 21st: Costco calls, the cards are in. I start the playhouse.

Dec 22nd: I can’t be bothered with the Costco cards because I’m determined to remain in the basement until this damn playhouse is finished. Brian hands me food, water, and a pee bucket through a hole in the wall. He also offers me a lecture on “better planning” but I seal the hole back up.

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Dec 23rd: The playhouse is finished! I emerge from the basement covered in sawdust and glue…and trying to remember a time when my eyeballs didn’t burn.

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Dec 24th: I decide that I’ll cross out “Season’s Greetings” on our Christmas cards and replace it with “Happy New Year!” then mail them the day after Christmas.

Jan 1st: Brian asks if I ever mailed out our Christmas cards. No. Ana says she doesn’t want to play in her basement playhouse because “it’s too scary down there”. Are you kidding me?! And my eyelashes are still stubby. Son of a bitch!

 

So, friends & family, if you didn’t receive a Christmas card from us, it doesn’t mean we don’t love you- we simply didn’t send ANY cards out. However, I won’t let them go to waste. Look for our holiday card coming to you this July, mixed in with your “Christmas in July” sale ads. And if you don’t receive one in July, well then that means we don’t love you.

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