Order Your Beaver Baby Today!

Explain the "Miracle of Birth" through inappropriate crafting. Order your CUSTOMIZED Beaver Baby today!

 

This vag-u-cational tool was made to be a fun and informative way to help your children understand the miracle of birth while allowing you to shirk your parental duties. It’s a Win-Win!

 

She’s dilated…I can see the head…aww, it’s a Beaver Baby!

The Beaver Baby will arrive to your house as a dilated vagina, simply turn it inside-out and give birth to your precious little baby! Just like Mother Nature intended.

Beaver Babies also make a great baby shower gift, a special memento for the new mom, a gender reveal surprise for the lucky grandparents, or a birthday present for that eccentric friend of yours that likes to gross people out at parties!

 

*Read about the creation of Beaver Babies here. It includes a TUTORIAL for the do-it-yourselfer!!!

*Or…did you have a C-section? Meet C-section Baby here!

 

UPDATE: Beaver Babies now have New & Improved pubic hair!

Faux pubic hair never looked so real!

Customize and order your Beaver Baby today for only $24.99 + $3.00 shipping – fill out the order form below.

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Baby Hair
Pubic Hair

Shipping rates are for the 48 US Contiguous States. Contact me for other shipping rates.

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