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“How to Quinoa” giveaway! And the winner is…

Quinoa- Win A Signed Copy!

Last week, many of you entered to win the cleverly hysterical book “How to Quinoa: Life Lessons from My Imaginary Well-Dressed Daughter” by Tiffany Beveridge. And let me just say, you, dear readers, offered up some wonderful fashion advice in the comments section. With wisdom like “Don’t mix & match your coffee stains” and “Camel Toe is a Camel NO!”, I’m well on my way to becoming a fashion icon! The only thing left to do is sit on my shag carpeting and wait for the velour tracksuit to come back in style…but I digress…

As promised, the winner of the personalized, signed copy was chosen by Playskool’s Elefun- because shouldn’t all of life’s big decisions be made by a plastic elephant?

Drum roll please…

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Congratulations to the winner, you’ll be contacted this weekend!

If you’re not the winner, turn that frown upside down and buy the book here!

The Beaver Baby Prize Winner!

Today I announce the winner of the Beaver Baby giveaway!

In order to qualify, all you had to do was take about 12 hours of your day, read all about me, and answer 7 detailed questions (that were put in a crossword format, just to push the pain-in-the-ass-ness over the top). I thank everyone that participated!

 

First, the questions and answers:

 

1. One who studies feces. Why, that’s a poopologist, of course.

2. What did I use to flatten my chicken breasts? My car! I thought, “Surly, the weight of my SUV will flatten them”.  I was very wrong. (Pics included)

3. My favorite variety of wine. Cabernet (nom nom nommy!)

4. Which bank’s talent show did I enter Mr. Bojangles in? WSFS  We worked long & hard on his talent portion, and even had his nails done & anal glands expressed. (spoiler: he didn’t win)

5. Another name for vaginal infants. Beaver Babies – I offer a tutorial for the half-assed do-it-yourselfer

6. What selection method did I use for giveaways? Elefun In fact, Elefun makes all of my important life decisions.

7. Name of the possum I ran over. Poor, poor Pickles.  At first, I thought he was just playing possum.

 

And now for the winner….

Jenn from Something Clever 2.0!

 

Congratulations, Jenn!  Please contact me at kim@oneclassymotha.com  with your gender choice, skin tone, baby hair color, and your pubic hair color!  (I hope you have a Brazilian because I’m getting tired of running around town with faux pubes glued to my hands.)

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