پاکستان میں Mostbet com ویب سائٹ ملاحظہ کریں، اور آپ یقینی طور پر کھیلوں پر شرط لگانے یا آن لائن کیسینو میں کھیلنے کے لیے یہاں واپس آنا چاہیں گے۔ کھیلوں کے شائقین کو ایونٹس کے ایک بڑے انتخاب، مختلف پروموشنز اور بونسز، مفت بیٹس، مفت گھماؤ اور زیادہ مشکلات تک رسائی حاصل ہے۔ اور کھیل کو مزید آسان بنانے کے لیے، ہم نے ایک موبائل ایپلیکیشن تیار کی ہے جسے آپ آسانی سے اپنے فون پر انسٹال کر سکتے ہیں۔

Notes from Camp Cheapo – Day 6 Mini Session

August 12, 2012 Written by One Classy Motha

The day began with our exterior house painter banging his ladder on our roof and I’m sure seeing one of us  naked through the bathroom window.  And by the way, there’s nothing worse than someone seeing you naked while you’re totally unaware. It’s not the feeling of violation that bothers me, it’s the not knowing to suck in my gut that pisses me off .

After breakfast and before the kids came over, I took the dog (Mr.Bojangles) out with me to talk with the painter. Bo had been barking at him all week and I wanted them to meet so he could see that Bo wasn’t so bad. Well as we were talking I heard a familiar tinkling sound. It took a moment for the noise to register (because I was too focused on holding in my stomach). I looked down to see Mr. Bojangles, with one leg hitched up in the air, peeing all over the painters belongings: caulk gun, paint cans, radio, coffee, etc. This man must hate us. …

Anyway- the kids came over and we set up shop. Today’s activity was to make Goop, some swishy gooey stuff. It looked like a fun project, something they could take home for hours and hours of enjoyment. Yeah right. First off, my ingredient calculations were a bit off because I didn’t buy enough glue so we had to cut the recipe by 1/3 for each child. Let me pause here to say, as a future educator I understand the importance of teaching children to read a recipe, measure, and make calculated adjustments. I am, however, also a lazy parent and as such I taught these kids the fine art of “eyeballing it”. Consequently, I also taught them a valuable lesson- “eyeballing it” does not yield great results.  The goop turned into rubber balls that refused to bounce. Don’t skip math class, kids.
 I reluctantly let them add food coloring to their kinda-goop mixture. Oh and did their little eyes light up at that god-forsaken-stains-everything stuff. I warned them that mixing all the colors would create an ugly greenish brown color (Not sure how I knew this). Well of course they had to test this and they created piles and piles of glistening brownish-greenish mess. It looked like my dog’s butt had exploded from eating too many Shamrock shakes.
It was disgusting and they loved it. They also loved chasing each other with it, threatening to smear it on one another. Why do these activities never end with the civility I envision? Thank god for 100 ft hoses. While they chased each other, I called the girl across the street to watch them and I headed out to get my nails done. Of course the nail lady wanted to know if I had a fungus growing under my nails. I explained the food coloring thing but she thought I was lying and threw on rubber gloves.
Check out Notes from Camp Cheapo, Season 2. It keeps getting cheaper.
1 Comment Filed Under: Notes From Camp Cheapo Tagged With:

Speak Your Mind

*

CommentLuv badge

Follow

Get every new post on this blog delivered to your Inbox.

Join other followers: