The reason we buy our toilet paper in bulk from Costco…
“Mom, is this enough?” Ana, age 3
The reason I will no longer go to Big Lots (until they send me vouchers to a nearby car wash)…
Notice the seagulls that live in the parking lot year round, despite us being 2 hours from the beach. Migrate damn it!
The real reason we still have baby gates and child proof locks…
This is just one of the rips…I have them strategically hidden. We’ll get a new couch the day after he dies.
The reason we are late for preschool every morning…
Maybe turn down your volume before clicking here.
The reason I prefer to shop alone…
Yes, she’s riding a plunger through the hardware store.
The reason my life is chaotic…funny…and beautiful…
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