Brian: Are you going to look like mommy when you grow up?
Ana: By wearing her clothes?
Brian: No. I mean, will your face look like hers?
Ana: (her eyes dart all over my face) No way! Hers is bad and mines is not!
Really?! Well guess what, mommy’s spending your toy money on botox and a chemical peel.
Start thinking of names for your pet rock.
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