What a beautiful, delightful day!
As I sit here drinking Mimosas, while my children rub my feet with organic lotion made from locally sourced virgin goat breastmilk, I’ve composed a poem for you. I hope you enjoy it!
There’s a reason Mother’s Day is in May
May you paint your nails and allow them to dry
May your kids be all smiles, and not bitch or cry
May you put your feet up, and may your house stay clean
May all your DVR’d shows finally be seen
May you eat a hot meal cooked by anyone but you
and may your dishes be cleared the moment you’re through
May you be uninterrupted while you talk on the phone
But most of all…may you pee peacefully ALONE!
Here it is in a pretty & printable graphic. Stick it on your fridge or wine cooler or family’s foreheads.
From my peaceful bathroom to yours, cheers!
Happy Mother’s Day!
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