پاکستان میں Mostbet com ویب سائٹ ملاحظہ کریں، اور آپ یقینی طور پر کھیلوں پر شرط لگانے یا آن لائن کیسینو میں کھیلنے کے لیے یہاں واپس آنا چاہیں گے۔ کھیلوں کے شائقین کو ایونٹس کے ایک بڑے انتخاب، مختلف پروموشنز اور بونسز، مفت بیٹس، مفت گھماؤ اور زیادہ مشکلات تک رسائی حاصل ہے۔ اور کھیل کو مزید آسان بنانے کے لیے، ہم نے ایک موبائل ایپلیکیشن تیار کی ہے جسے آپ آسانی سے اپنے فون پر انسٹال کر سکتے ہیں۔

A Feel Good Story! I’m not bullshitting you like I usually do.

As you all know, we’re currently fostering a 3-legged dog named Buddy.  Buddy is an adorably sweet thing that doesn’t seem to be the least bit bothered by his shortcoming.  Oh how I envy that.

Well, just this morning I received the following story from my father-in-law, who by the way, thinks Buddy is awesome (so he should probably just adopt him now).  I won’t spoil the story here, but I will say that “it’ll make you feel good” (but not in that drug induced kind of way).  And if you love animals, are pregnant, or have pms, you might want to have a tissue handy.

This is the story I received:

This dog was born on Christmas Eve in the year 2002. He was born with two legs. He, of course, could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him.

His first owner also did not think that he could survive and he was thinking of ‘putting him to sleep’.

But then, his present owner, Jude Stringfellow, met him and wanted to take care of him.

She became determined to teach and train this little dog to walk by himself. She named him ‘Faith’.

In the beginning, she put Faith on a surfboard to let him feel the movement. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and reward for him for standing up and jumping around. Even the other dog at home encouraged him to walk.

Amazingly, only after 6 months, like a miracle, Faith learned to balance on his hind legs and to jump to move forward.  After further training in the snow, he could now walk like a human being.

Faith loves to walk around now.

No matter where he goes, he attracts people to him. He is fast becoming famous on the international scene and has appeared on various newspapers and TV shows.  There is now a book entitled ‘With a Little Faith’ being published about him.  He was even considered to appear in one of the Harry Potter movies.

His present owner Jude Stringfellew has given up her teaching post and plans to take him around the world to preach that, “even without a perfect body, one can have a perfect soul.”

In life there are always undesirable things, so in order to feel better you just need to look at life from another direction.

I hope this message will bring fresh new ways of thinking to everyone and that everyone will appreciate and be thankful for each beautiful day.

Faith is the continual demonstration of the strength and wonder of life.

A small request: All you are asked to do is keep this story circulating

_______The End_______________________________

Did you cry?  If not, you probably hate kittens and babies.

Tips for Tuesday! Arts & Crap Holiday Project

Today I’m going to show you how to make a beautiful and simple holiday arrangement.  It’s the perfect gift to give to your babysitter, your kid’s teacher, the lady who waxes your bikini area – basically anyone who deserves more than a card but less than a kidney.

And the best part, it can be made with everyday items that you probably have laying around your house.

Let’s get started!

Supplies

1. a clear liquor bottle (vodka, dark rum, whiskey, etc)

2. maxi pads / panty liners

3. blue construction paper

4. a branch from the back of your Christmas tree

5. scissors

 

 

Steps

1.  Empty your clear liquor bottle…

 and remove the label.

*For instructions on “how to remove labels”, visit a Martha Stewart tutorial or something and come back here.

2.  Tightly roll up the blue construction paper and insert into the bottle.

3.  remove the backing of the maxi pads and apply horizontally around the bottom half of the bottle, creating a soft snowy ground against the blue sky.

4.  Using panties liners, cut out snowflakes or stars.  Remove the backings and apply them to the bottle.

5.  Remove a limb from your Christmas tree or outdoor bush and insert into the bottle.

6.  Write a seasonal message in the snow to your special someone.  I recommend using a festive red marker.  Remember, if you’re using an extra absorbency pad, you’ll probably need to write the message over and over again until it no longer disappears.

7.  Decorate your tree!  You might want to consider using ornaments, pictures, or battery operated lights.  The kids and I decided it would be fun to add faux icicles.

 

Happy Holidays, Mrs. McGurtle!

This project makes a great alternative to the scented candles and coffee mugs.  It truly says “From our dysfunctional home to yours!”

 

 

Giveaway! New Dog In Our House! There’s a contest at the end of this post!

It’s that time of year again, the time of year when I think outside of myself and my family, do something good for my community, society…the world.  Don’t get me wrong, I normally contribute to causes; donating to St. Jude’s, giving gifts to the needy at Christmas, saying ‘yes’ to the cash register lady when she asks if I’d like to donate a $1 to the March of Dimes or Juvenile Diabetes Foundation.  But I had the urge to do something bigger.  I wanted to be a foster parent.

Originally I thought about fostering a child but then I recalled the time I forgot Ana at the gym daycare and went home without her.  Just then I heard a tiny voice say “maybe you’re not qualified“. I’m pretty sure it was Ana’s.  So I decided to scale it back. Dogs.

I searched petfinder.org and craigslist until I saw this picture…

I fell in love with those warm, soft eyes (which I’m hoping isn’t glaucoma), they shouted “Save me and I’ll love you forever!”.  I read this description:

 “URGENT!  Mr. Fluffy needs foster care or an adoption today!  Rescued from a high kill shelter in KY. He is 4 yrs old, sweet, quiet, low maintenance, loves animals & all people, and only has 3 legs.”

3 Legs? 3 Legs?  I found my dog!

Question: What makes you feel more altruistic than taking in a foster dog?

Answer: Taking in a foster dog with only 3 legs!

So yesterday we met the rescue lady at Petco.  We were a few minutes early and stood around waiting for her.

Brian:  Do you know what the lady looks like?

Me: Nope

Brian: Well,  how will you know who she is?

Me:  Umm, I’m kinda assuming she’ll be the person walking a 3-legged dog.

Brian: Good point.  Does she know what you look like?

Me: Nope

Brian: Good.  I suggest we treat this like a blind date.

Me: What do you mean?

Brian:  When she walks in, we’ll check out the dog.  If we don’t think he’s good looking then we walk out the door and text her that we had to cancel.

Me:  You’re awful….Ok, maybe.

They walked in, and he was an adorable little thing.  Customers were stopping left and right to pet him, he was the getting all the sympathy petting.  I bet a single guy could use him to get a lady or two in the sack. He’s up for adoption fellas *wink wink*

We brought Mr. Fluffy home and he seamlessly fit into our household.  Mr. Bojangles was happy to meet him and was trying his best to remain calm, while our cat looked on in confusion.  Did I ever mention that our cat is beautiful and dumb? Dumb as a brick.  But I’ll save his stories for another time.

The kids were so excited!

Collin: Can he sleep in my room tonight?

Me: Sure.

Collin: I’m going to teach him all sorts of tricks!

Me: Ok, but just don’t ask him to give you his paw.

Collin: Well not with his right paw, because he doesn’t have one.

Me: Um, not with his left either because he’ll fall on his face.

Collin: oh, right. (I swear Collin really is a bright kid)

Mr. Fluffy seems to be very comfortable here.  He gets around remarkably well for only having 3 legs and everyone likes him.  But there was a moment when the neighbor’s dog thought he was a bunny, you know, because of all the hopping.  He started to bark and chase Mr. Fluffy, but quickly stopped when he witnessed our 3-legged friend tip over while peeing. The dog tilted his head like “WTF?”, and just sat there…”dude, that sucks”.

Now we’re at the point in the post where I ask you to consider adopting Mr. Fluffy.  He’s a wonderful dog, great with children, animals, people, etc.  He’s laid back and easy going in almost every situation.  I can totally see him being a wonderful therapy dog.

I would be so grateful if you would forward this post to anyone you think might be interested in adopting him.

Ok, now the contest.

Name That Dog!!!

The original shelter gave him the name Tripod, which I thought was kinda accurate but cruel.  And the rescuer gave him the name Mr. Fluffy.  The problem is, we already have a “Mr.” so every time we call “Mr.”, Mr. Bojangles comes running…and he’s getting pretty damn pissed.

The lady said she’s only had him for 4 days so he doesn’t answer to any name; we’re free to make one up.  This is a huge responsibility and we’re looking for your help!

Please submit a name (or names) suggestion in the comments section below, or through my facebook page, or twitter.  If your awesome name is selected you’ll receive a $25 iTunes gift card AND…wait for it… a free Jr. Frosty coupon from Wendy’s (exp. 2/1/11)!

Put a Santa hat on that pumpkin and it’s a great holiday teacher’s gift.

Mr.Fluffy/Tripod thanks you for your help!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shopping without a bra (the best kind of shopping)

I’m taking the day off from blogging to go Black Friday shopping…online. Not only that, I’m also going to put up all of our Christmas decorations. That’s right guys, I’m going to be productive and bra-less all. damn. day. It doesn’t get much better than that! Living the dream America. (and don’t go stopping by, I won’t answer the door)

If you’re heading out today or reading this on your smartphone from a hellish line, please be safe. And if you witness an altercation over a $19 toaster, just back away, don’t try to be a hero. Remember, heroes get cut or trampled on Black Friday.

I’m off to purchase that $19 toaster from my bed because IT’S THE SAME PRICE ONLINE, SUCKAS!

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