پاکستان میں Mostbet com ویب سائٹ ملاحظہ کریں، اور آپ یقینی طور پر کھیلوں پر شرط لگانے یا آن لائن کیسینو میں کھیلنے کے لیے یہاں واپس آنا چاہیں گے۔ کھیلوں کے شائقین کو ایونٹس کے ایک بڑے انتخاب، مختلف پروموشنز اور بونسز، مفت بیٹس، مفت گھماؤ اور زیادہ مشکلات تک رسائی حاصل ہے۔ اور کھیل کو مزید آسان بنانے کے لیے، ہم نے ایک موبائل ایپلیکیشن تیار کی ہے جسے آپ آسانی سے اپنے فون پر انسٹال کر سکتے ہیں۔

Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday! A Tempranillo! …a what?

 Vina Zaco 2010 Tempranillo from Rioja, Spain – $14.99

Wine Maker’s Notes: Intense,  bright cherry with violet hues. Initial dominant notes of black fruits, violets and liquorice followed by the underlying spicy notes of barrel aging — vanilla and clove. Medium–bodied with a long, fresh finish.

 Kim’s Notes:  “It’s like Cabernet’s exotic cousin!”

I found myself wandering down the “What the hell kind of grape is that aisle?” (because I’m trying really hard to branch out) and saw this sophisticated beauty.  Once I read the description, which included words like “oak”, “vanilla”, and “spicy”, IT WAS ON!  Oh, and this wine has critical acclaim…That’s right, CRITICAL ACCLAIM, BITCHES!

Critical Acclaim: “This red shows focus and good density, with ripe fruit flavors of black cherry and plum accented with toast and coffee, all supported by well-integrated tannins. Leafy and minerally accents linger on the finish.”  – 90 Points Wine Spectator

Wine Freaking Spectator! Not Wine Enthusiast (which I’m guessing is just a group of people who are really excited about wine), Wine Spectator!

But if I’m being honest with you, the Wine Spectator sign wasn’t the first thing I saw.  I actually picked up the wine because of this sign:

 That kind of marketing really speaks to me.

Flavor out the wazoo?!  Sign me up! Lord knows there’s nothing I love better than an intense wine coming out of my wazoo!

And it did, kids…it did. YUM.

Top Mommy Blogs - Mom Blog Directory

 

OMG, guys! My newest sponsor is GiftsForYouNow.com and they have like a BAZILLION gifts that you can personalize.  There’s even a whole section dedicated to Christmas ideas, check it out! I wouldn’t be surprised if they have a personalized tampon holder.  If so, holy shit, I know what someone’s getting….

Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday! A Carmenere you’ll love!

Ventisquero Reserva Carmenere 2011 – $12.99

 

Winemaker’s Notes: “This Reserva Carménère is cherry-red in colour with hints of garnet. Intense aromas of very ripe blueberries, black and red currants, strawberries and cherries harmonize perfectly with touches of cocoa, tobacco and elegant oak. The palate is rich and well-balanced, with lush, generous tannins that highlight the clean finish.”

 

Kim’s Notes: “Amen, Winemaker, A to the men!”

 

Things I want to do with this wine:

1. Literally bathe in it with a loofah sponge made from Parmigiano-Reggiano.

2. Roll it up and smoke it while listening to the sounds of the Asian Whale mating song. (Even I’m not sure what I mean by that. Must be the flavors of tobacco talking.)

3. Bring it home to meet my parents, then scream “I don’t care what you think, I love him!” when they don’t approve.

4. Walk hand in bottleneck along the boardwalk, stopping to take silly pictures of us in one of those black & white photo-booths.

 

5. Watch “The Notebook” together and imagine what we’ll be like as a couple in 40 years, then remember that he’ll be gone in 40 more minutes.

6. Invite him and his identical twin brother over to my house. I’d pop their corks and drink them both…at the same time! I know, I’m a naughty naughty girl.

 

Honestly, those tasting notes are right on the money so there’s no need for me to elaborate. Besides, I’m too busy drinking. Just trust me, I thoroughly enjoyed this wine and you will too!
 
 

Top Mommy Blogs - Mom Blog Directory

Tips for Tuesday! How to Make Wine Lollipops

 

These are the supplies that I used for my first batch…the unsuccessful batch…

They turned out ooey, gooey, and gross. Plus, I started to question the use of Q-tips for lollipop sticks. Hygiene aside, they gave an air of unprofessionalism that even my half-assedness wasn’t comfortable with. So off to the craft store I went. (Later, Brian said he was impressed with my dedication, but he was kinda hoping for dinner. Dedication requires sacrifice, my friend.)

So here’s what you’ll really need…

Get This:

2/3 Cup Wine (white or red)

2 Cups Sugar

1/8 teaspoon Cream of Tartar

lollipop sticks (or q-tips with the cotton cut off- if you’re ghetto)

lollipop mold of some kind

candy thermometer (ideally)

Do This:

Mix the wine, sugar, and cream of tartar together in a sauce pan. Put over medium-high heat and stir until your hand either falls or burns off. Stick thermometer in. When the temp reaches 290-300 remove from the heat because it’s ready to pour! *If you don’t have a thermometer you can drop some in a glass of cool water, if it immediately beads up and hardens then it’s ready.

Place your sticks in the mold, then pour and let cool. It’s as simple as that!

*A note about molds- Apparently, the heat generated by melted sugar is comparable to the flames found in the depths of hell. DON’T bother buying a mold with fine detailed ridges, they will cease to exist.

My little lollipop purses are now dinosaur teeth. Not the look I was going for.

I had a bunch left over so I threw it in a silicone bowl.

Now that’s a big ass lollipop!

(Notice I’m still rocking the $60 manicure. That bitch better last me until Collin is in college)

These lollipops are perfect for bachelorette parties, girl’s night out, while helping with homework, really anything! In fact, I’m dropping a box of them off at my gynecologist’s office and suggest she hand them out after every pap smear.

Enjoy!

Top Mommy Blogs - Mom Blog Directory

Make sure to visit my girl Alyson over at The Shitastrophy! Disrespecting yourself with ridiculous bumper stickers? She’ll set your ass straight!

Cheapo Wino…Thursday! Oyster Bay Pinot Noir

2011 Oyster Bay Pinot Noir $12.99

 

Winemaker’s Notes: Oyster Bay Marlborough Pinot Noir is elegant cool climate pinot noir at its best. Fragrant, soft and flavourful with aromas of ripe cherries and sweet fruit tannins that provide structure and length.

 

Kim’s Notes: I’m going to make this one relatively short. Ana has her first day of preschool tomorrow and, seeing as day drinking is frowned upon, I want to quickly settle down tonight, in my bed, with a martini to celebrate in anticipation. And being that we just got back from “Meet the Teacher” night, I’m inspired to present my review in bad Dr. Seuss style. Enjoy.

 

Oyster Bay

I do not like Oyster Bay

I would not drink it any day

I do not like it

not one little bit

I do not like it

I wanted to spit

Would you drink it in a glass?

I would not drink it in a glass

I would not drink it, it tastes like ass

I do not like this Oyster Bay

I do not like it any way.

Would you drink it in a bar?

Would you drink it in a car?

I would not drink it in a bar

I would not drink it in a car

I would not drink it in a glass

I would not drink it, it tastes like ass

I do not like Oyster Bay

I do not like it any way.

Would you drink it in a park?

Would you drink it after dark?

Not in a park

Not after dark

Not in a car

Not in a bar

I would not drink it in a glass

I would not drink it, it tastes like ass

I do not like Oyster bay

I do not like it any way

Would you, could you

if your day was bad?

I would not, could not

if my day was bad!

Would you, could you

if it’s all you had?

WTF do you mean, if it’s all I had?

I’ll tell you what…

 

I would so, could so

crush your spine

If you did so, done so

drank all my good wine!

 

 

Could you show me a little clicky love and smack the banner? Thanks!

Top Mommy Blogs - Mom Blog Directory


Follow

Get every new post on this blog delivered to your Inbox.

Join other followers: