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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday! A Petite Sirah

2010 Peirano Vineyards Petite Sirah Heritage Collection -$14.99

 

 

Winemaker’s Notes: 

“The senses are tempted by an array of blueberry, blackberry,

cocoa, and black pepper. The palate is filled with ripe blueberry,

blackberry, plum, sweet black cherry and chewy tannins, with a

hint of dark chocolate. Think of mom’s homemade blueberry

cobbler!! Enjoy this wine along with a nice grilled steak, baked

potato with all the fixings, and good friends. This is a wine that

can please now (<– I liked to be pleased sooner than later), as well as age out for many years to come.”

 

Kim Notes:

“The prune-like taste will surly get your bowels moving!”

‘Petite Sirah’ sounds so cute and dainty, but don’t let it fool you, it’s big, it’s bold, and it’s figgy!  While drinking this on an empty stomach, I noticed that it had a nice chewy flavor, one that I thought for sure would induce a full geriatric-like bowel movement.  Surprisingly, it did not. (*update: later, it did.  Maybe a coincidence?)

As I like to do my tastings on both an empty and full belly, I thought long and hard about what I should pair with this wine.  In the end, I decided on Honey Maid graham crackers, and that was totally the right choice!  It all came together, just like a delicious, liquidy Fig Newton.  Mmm, mmm, mmmm!

**That reminds me of the time US Airways served me a boxed lunch containing a breadstick, a cheese stick, and some jerky.  If you held all 3 together like Pick-up sticks, they tasted just like a bad turkey sandwich. 

I recommend this wine if you’re looking for something complex, chewy, and stimulating!

 

PS-  I wish I had a short friend named Sarah who drank wine, because I’d call her “Petite Sirah” and laugh, and laugh, and laugh at my cleverness!

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Tips for Tuesday! Upcycling for Cheapo Winos!

Today’s tip is for the Cheapo Wino that has everything…except the ability to water his or her plants with any consistency during the hot summer months.

Last summer, I relied heavily on those Aqua Globe things to keep my potted plants alive, and they worked great (when I remembered to refill them).

But when I pulled them out this year, they were all broken. Wah, wah, waah. I went online to buy more but “ouch!”, they’re kinda expensive.

So I got to thinking, “Candy Ass (positive self-talk), you’re pretty clever. Can’t you create something from materials found around the house?”

And then it hit me! Of course! I’ll make use of my most abundant and natural resource, empty wine bottles!

 

How to make Cheapo Wino Plant Bottles

 

Supplies

empty wine bottle

cork

drill w/ a drill bit (about 7/32)

straw

pliers

screwdriver

scissors

a plant likely to die under your care

Directions

1. Hold the corkscrew in place with the pliers, then drill all the way through the cork.

 

2. Insert a screwdriver into the hole to clear out cork debris. Insert the straw into the cork.

 

3. Fill wine bottle with water and put the cork in the bottle (with the straw sticking out…duh). Cut the straw down so that it extends about 3 inches.

 

4. Use the screwdriver to dig a deep hole into the plant’s soil. Invert wine bottle and insert. Be careful NOT to bend the straw.

 

5. Watch the plant thrive!…or possibly die*

*I’ve only been using this for about 5 minutes. It could go either way.

 

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No Wine for you!

I know, I know, you came here yesterday looking for Cheapo Wino Wednesday. I’m so sorry. Here’s what happened:

Monday night, I accidentally opened a $30 bottle of wine. And by accidentally, I mean very much on purpose. It seems that our affordable wine supply has been depleted by moi so I was forced to drink the good stuff. Damn it all to hell!

But because I didn’t drink the whole bottle in one sitting (that’s right, I had self-control…and a margarita beforehand) I had to finish it Tuesday night. Had to.

 

Now, with my apologies out of the way, I shall mildly entertain you with a little “it scared the shit out of me” story. If you follow me on Facebook then you’ve already heard some of this (and I love you the most).

 

On Saturday, my mother hosted a yard sale and invited me to bring my own crap over to sell. When I arrived, she told me to look at her stuff and see if there was anything I wanted before the sale started. So I did.

Hmm, this looks familiar…???…this too…???…and this…and…heeey

 

Me– “Wait a minute! Aren’t these all gifts that I gave you?!”

Her- “No, not all of them.” *holds up a bowl*

 

You know what she’s getting from me this Christmas? Custom Thank You cards that say,

Dear Kim,

It’s the thought that counts

so you’re in luck

because the gifts you give

sure do suck!

Love, Mom and/or Dad (yeah Dad, I saw the unopened peanut dispenser)

Anyway, after the sale was over, I volunteered to collect the balloons and garage sale signs that my mother placed out earlier that morning. I then swung back to her house, dropped everything off, and headed home.

As I was driving and singing a Rhianna song, I heard a faint rustling sound to my right, but I was just hitting the chorus so I ignored it. The song ended and cut to a commercial…and then I heard the rustling again. I looked to my right, expecting to see, oh I don’t know…a chip bag? …some unsigned field trip forms? a squirrel cracking nuts? Really anything, except this…….


Holy shit! I almost went off the road.

I forgot that I had a balloon in the back of my SUV. And that damn thing made its way up to the passenger seat…with its head on the headrest! It felt like a stranger just popped in the car with me…and the most disturbing part, he was waaay too happy. Had he been frowning, I would have been all “Oh, hey there. Want to grab a drink and talk about it?”.

So I decided to spread the freakiness.

For the rest of the car ride home, I sat at every red light like this…

“Have a great day, fellow driver!”

 

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Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday! Angeline Cabernet

 

Angeline Cabernet Sauvignon Alexander Valley 2011 – $14.99

Winery Tasting Notes: “Layered aromas of ripe cherry, cocoa, cedar, anise and baking spices lead into a soft, richly textured mouthful of cherry, vanilla and spice flavors. This wine is elegantly balanced, yet immensely approachable.

Food & Wine Pairing: Pair this luscious wine with roast beef, Cauliflower Au Gratin and garlic mashed potatoes. <—– This seems oddly specific

 

Kim’s Notes: I accidentally started tasting this at 4:30pm, breaking my “5:00 pm, to assure myself I’m not a closet alcoholic” rule. In my defense, it was a rainy and dark day…it felt like 5:01.

I found this wine to be fruity, sweet, smooth, and a little oaky. It tasted a lot like my old cheap favorite, Apothic. Notice I said “old favorite”, that’s because they both evoke a slight phlegmy feeling in the back of my throat that I no longer enjoy.  Maybe phlegm is the “richly textured mouthful” they were describing? All that aside, it’s actually a pretty good wine.

You know, this review reminds me of a little (and quite possibly boring) story…

 

I once splurged on these B.O.C. sandals:

I thought they were the most beautiful, comfortable, ‘goes with everything’ shoes ever! I made friends and family try them on, while I oohed & aahed over their floral wedge heel. I told anyone who would listen about their pillow-like soles. I regaled total strangers with stories of vigorous mall walking, without acquiring so much as a blister. Honestly, I put missionaries, and even cults, to shame.

So one day, at the end of the summer, I came across these same shoes on a clearance rack at DSW. I searched high and low for my size, all the while calculating how many pairs I’d need to last me until my deathbed. Sadly they didn’t have my size…but they did have my BFF’s size. I called her, no answer. I struggled with the decision, “Do I buy her a pair? Was she just being kind when she said she liked them? Hmm, she didn’t seem that into them.” You see, she’s a very kind person so I never know- with me, on the other hand, you’ll know immediately if I hate something, I get a shitty look on my face.

It was a tough choice, but I decided not to buy them.

Fast forward to last summer, I pulled them out…AND I HATED THEM! Ugh. They went with nothing! They were too clunky! Too unrefined! And so, I never wore them.

Fast, fast forward to this spring, I wore them out while shopping with my BFF, and guess what she said? “Hey, I really like those shoes! Where did you get them?”

WTF?! Are you kidding me, Joanne?!

 

Moral of the story: I obviously have great taste, and just because I’ve outgrown something doesn’t mean you won’t enjoy it.

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