After hours upon hours of screwing up, I have finally created an order form for ordering a customized Beaver Baby! That’s right, run, don’t walk, to tell me your skin tone and pubic hair color!
The miracle of birth!
For a limited time (eh, whenever) I’m offering Beaver Babies at the ridiculously low price of $9.99 + $3.00 shipping…and no handling (because we all know that’s a bullshit charge). And if you act now, I’ll throw in Spermie, a cuddly sperm who can’t wait for insemination! Just shoot me an email after ordering to let me know if you’d like a Spermie (Brian said that not everyone would appreciate a felt sperm being mailed to them. I beg to differ but whatever).
To order just click on the picture of the Beaver Baby on my right side bar or click the link up at the top that says “Order Your Beaver Baby Today”. It’ll take you to a page where you can customize your Beaver Baby for that special someone. Baby shower, new mom, quirky friends…they would all just adore its cuteness and marvel at your novel choice of gift!
To read more about the origins of Beaver Babies: A Vag-u-cational Tool click here
ALSO before you go, a wonderful blogger/Author, Jen from www.peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.com , has allowed me to pimp my blog (along with other wonderful blogs) on her Pinterest board! You should go check it out and follow her…and don’t forget to follow me!
See her awesome board here
And if you need an after the holidays page turner to purge all that sugar and disgust from your system, read her hysterical book: (click on the book to order)
Have a wonderful Monday!
PS – I’m on a low carb/low sugar diet and I’m super bitchy. Just a little FYI because I like to share my misery.
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