On Friday, my children

hair salon

“Why are we here? I don’t want to go here! I like the other place better!”

“No you don’t. This is where we came last time and you loved your hair.”

“NOOO, I liked the way the lady at Great Clips did it.”

“NOOO, the lady at Great Clips screwed it up and we came here to get it fixed. Remember the “Mushroom Head” incident?”

Mushroom Head. Ah yes, that struck a nerve, the memory sent shivers through his body.

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Pick up eyeglasses

I can’t see that well, it’s like everything is wobbly. Not wanting to spend my whole day at the optometrist. Let’s give a week, if you’re still running into poles we’ll come back.

Yogurt place.

self-serve, dealing with my kids, I dispense the yogurt, I put on the toppings, I beg my children to make decisions while they breath over 100 toppings, I put on the hot fudge from a sticky container while getting it all over my sleeves, I put it on the scale, I grab the spoons & napkins, I place everything on the scale, I hand the guy my credit card, then HE hands me back my card and gestures to HIS tip jar. HAHAHAHA! Here’s a tip buddy.

Pet store

Ana wants a mouse. And I sound like Jack Nicholson ” you cant handle a mouse”. After inspecting, researching, and holding several rodents, we narrow it down to the Chinese Drawf Hamster, the lazy, don’t give a of the hamster world. Which I find ironic considering how industrious the chinese are.