I know today was supposed to be Cheapo Wino Review Wednesday, I know it, ok?! But I have a really good reason to postpone it until tomorrow (admittedly, Cheapo Wino Thursday doesn’t have the same ring to it), I’m guest posting on an awesome blog today!

One of my bloggy BFF’s, Dani over at Cloudy With a Chance of Wine, has a fabulous guest post series on her blog called “Priceless Mom Moments”. After reading a few, I’ve decided that they’re called “priceless’ because you couldn’t possibly pay someone enough money to switch places with you, at least not until your parental humiliation was over.

Anywho, when Dani asked me if I’d like to contribute a post I was like “Hell yeah! Sign me up!” but then she was like “It has to be something new, something that you haven’t written about yet.” and I was like “But I share all of my embarrassing stories with my readers, almost immediately…sometimes while they’re happening. Ana couldn’t possibly do anything between now and next week to humiliate me.”

Well, guess what my friends, I was wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

While Ana prefers to embarrass me in ways that are best explained through pictures:

she did something last week that I thankfully did not photograph. In fact, a picture would have caused you to vomit. click here to read what it was You’ll be magically transported over to Cloudy With a Chance of Wine (P.S. finish your breakfast first).