پاکستان میں Mostbet com ویب سائٹ ملاحظہ کریں، اور آپ یقینی طور پر کھیلوں پر شرط لگانے یا آن لائن کیسینو میں کھیلنے کے لیے یہاں واپس آنا چاہیں گے۔ کھیلوں کے شائقین کو ایونٹس کے ایک بڑے انتخاب، مختلف پروموشنز اور بونسز، مفت بیٹس، مفت گھماؤ اور زیادہ مشکلات تک رسائی حاصل ہے۔ اور کھیل کو مزید آسان بنانے کے لیے، ہم نے ایک موبائل ایپلیکیشن تیار کی ہے جسے آپ آسانی سے اپنے فون پر انسٹال کر سکتے ہیں۔

We have a Beaver Baby giveaway winner!!!

Happy New Year!  I hope everyone had a fun and safe New Years Eve!  We went to my BFF’s house and had an awesome time! Thanks Joanne & Anthony!

She made it to midnight!

So around 4pm today, after my headache went away, I got down to business…randomly selecting the winner of a personalized Beaver Baby created by yours truly!

She’s ready to push!…I see the head!…Aww, it’s a boy!

Read about the origins of Beaver Baby: A vagucational tool here.

I thought to myself, “Sugar Ass, what’s the best way to select the winner?” (positive self talk is always important). And then it hit me, I’ll do it the same way I make all my life decisions…with Elefun!

If you don’t already own an Elefun, I suggest you rush right out and buy one.  No longer waste sleep, time, or money wrestling over decisions like: What kind of car should I buy?, Where should we go for vacation?, Who should be my insurance beneficiary?.  Simply let fate and Hasbro make the call.

All you need to do is:

1. Empty all the butterflies out of the elephant’s stomach.

2. Fill him with possible life choices, each one written on a tiny piece of paper.      *make sure to use a Sharpie so your tears won’t smudge the writing.

3. Put his head back on and flip on the switch (uses 4 C batteries, not included- bastards).

4. Hold out your net and wait for the answer to just fall from the sky, literally.

5. Cry and cry and cry, because you can’t make decisions without a plastic elephant.

And that is how I selected the 2013 Beaver Baby winner.

Just so you know that this contest was on the up & up and not fixed, I video taped it.  (if you’re the conspiracy theory type, you and I both know that I could’ve written the same name on all the papers. I didn’t, so just shut up about it and learn to trust in humanity again.)

Roll the tape!

AND THE WINNER IS…

 

 

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